LOOk, daddy,
I’m a farmer

Stick it to the man, unless you are the man, than stick it to someone else.

Why buy cannabis in the store, when you can grow it at home. With our help and top quality equipment, you can grow top quality bud at home. When you are done, we will clean up the mess and remove the equipment so you have more room to consume the cannabis with your friends. Everything from annual grow subscriptions, or single grows with detailed instructions, training, and reminders, and budding services.

Satisfaction Guaranteed!

Not Your Average

Hortif**kin-culturalist 

Growing Cannabis at Home is Fun, but not easy … Until Now.
We offer the best equipment fully installed and maintained by experts as well as experts to help troubleshoot and guide you through the process.

Process designed by medical growers with many years of experience to help ensure the best yields and big fun.​

Training, reminders, and budding services to help you get the best results.

Shut the F**k up, Get the F**k Outta Here!

When you are done your batch, or your subscription is over and you choose not to renew, the equipment is taken down and removed by professionals, so you can have your parents over, or that weird aunt who likes church too much.

I Don’t care what you call it, just gimme some weed

We are currently working on bringing you the best strains with the highest yields and success with home grows that comply with the new laws in Canada.

Tell us what you are trying to accomplish (fun, sleep, exercise, creativity, vacuuming) and we will do our best to match a strain to your goals within the constraints of the laws of this great country… OH CANADA!